At Evolveum, we’ve always believed in moving forward with the times, even when those times get a little… unpredictable. That’s why we are proud to announce madPoint – the most random version of midPoint, so your organization can almost keep up with the delightful (in)sanity of today’s world. And in the spirit of embracing change, we’re also changing our name to Evilveum! After all, why should all the fun happening in the world stay out there? Let it in – bring the unpredictability and excitement into your organization too!
What’s New in MadPoint?
We’ve worked hard to bring you groundbreaking features that redefine identity governance and administration as you know it:
- Random Data Updates: Because who doesn’t love a surprise? Your user attributes will now shift unpredictably, keeping your IGA fresh and exciting. With every update, you’ll experience new twists in access control, role assignments, and even user entitlements – making sure no two audits are ever the same!
- Mad AI-Enhanced Access Removal Decisions: AI-driven access revocations based on pure intuition. Is it logical? Not the slightest chance. Our mad AI decides who should lose access, and it never explains why. Blame the alignment of the planets!
- Audit Log Backend Modification: MadPoint takes compliance to the next level by automatically rewriting audit logs, turning every access review into a thrilling mystery. Who accessed what? Challenge your colleagues to a guessing game! With randomly generated log entries and hidden actions, your audit trail becomes a puzzle even Sherlock Holmes would struggle to crack.
- Hidden Admin Rights Assignments: Where is the fun in having access rights set up correctly? Random users will receive hidden admin privileges with no traceable logs. Will it be the intern? The copy machine you kicked last week to make it work? You’ll find out when it’s too late.
- Surprise Bug Backporting: We’ve carefully reintroduced the most notorious bugs from past releases. After all, some things are too legendary to stay in the past. Get ready for a blast from the debugging past!
More Evil Features to Come
But wait, there’s more! Future releases of madPoint will include:
- Instant Role Explosion: Every identity gets 1000+ new roles. None of them useful.
- Self-Modifying Policies: Your policies now have a will of their own.
- Dice-Driven Identity Governance: Because who needs policies when you have luck?
At Evilveum, we believe in keeping identity professionals on their toes. Say goodbye to predictability and hello to madPoint – the only identity governance and administration platform that keeps you engaged in all the right ways… and a few unexpected ones.
Happy April 1st!
Thank you, but we have already had MadPoint for several years.